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Post by Odinburgh on Dec 18, 2021 14:47:44 GMT
 The War on Christmas in Odinburgh
As we sign on again here at ONN we introduce you to a world in Odinburgh where the war on Christmas has become big beyond extreme. The Covid19 Locust Plague which is much to due cause to many in hysteria and yet some upheaval or rebellion. These are strange times indeed. It could be Armageddon. It crossed my mind but how does this relate to the war on Christmas?
Perhaps the answer lies in the pudding of it all. Preferably chocolate as I like mine to taste like the sweetness of a Hershey's Kiss. Close your eyes because the elves have grown complacent. We are not sure if Santa is gonna make it this year? Did he get all his shots? Or is he one of these morons who refuses to take the vaccine? Put in him armor in padded tank I'm sure he will do fine. Real question is I want to know is where is his sleigh. He did really trade it in for that total tank didn't he? Perhaps he is cyborg. There are no questions if he is immortal because he is.
Back to my point Odinburgh workers are on strike. Some have set fires to there own cars and businesses due to lack of employees. They have simply given up. Where there is no confidence we can simply call them lazy and quitters. If you are going to run a business you got to be able to run the damn business no matter what the circumstances. To the business owners that have resorted to bastardly measures. Because oh bastard they might as well be closest self made domestic terrorists. Something maybe worse than Antifa but they are also part of the Kong Long Union. We have no idea what this union is but someone has been playing Donkey Kong way too long or severe obsession thereof. Only fair to ask now who is the monkey now? They are the monkeys and simply put not in any other way.
I leave you the viewers to form your own opinion. Where the news is fair and balanced, the balanced is fair and the Jedi say May the force be with you, eat your beans. Be careful out there as you do not know what scum is out there. Aliens may be among us but in fact we may be those aliens. Stay tuned as this ongoing war on Christmas continues as we never really understood it.
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Post by Odinburgh on Dec 22, 2021 16:34:18 GMT
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Christmas GivingChristmas is coming up this Saturday. Giving is the best thing to do. Get your mom that new cook pot. Your dad will get that new rolodex watch. If you have a sister or brother perhaps tickets to a concert. Grandma gets her new favorite romance novel and grandpa gets that hunting gun he always wanted. Perhaps none of those things is what they wanted either. It's the spirit of giving that keeps them in the mood. It's the little things that matter. It's called the Christmas Giving. Be kind to your family, neighbors and friends. Not forgetting strangers also. Get to know them and they soon become a good friend.
The spirit of Christmas shall endure....forever!
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Post by Odinburgh on Jan 1, 2022 0:11:26 GMT
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New Year's Celebration 2022We Usher the New Year 2022 with our most sincere welcome. Perhaps with a blow horn as a sign when all enter in new times. It is the dawning of a new era and new age. The Age of New Daxlamicism is upon us. As we surrender ourselves to 2021 we burn down its house and new one erected in its place. Is it made straw, wood, stone or brick? It doesn't matter. Welcome to 2022! To all members old and new in Declansburg I hope we can strive to achieve great things in the new year ahead. |
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Post by Odinburgh on Jan 1, 2022 2:21:40 GMT
Announcement: News Story "Best Wartime Blues" Contest
I'm announcing a new contest involving news story and a theme. Between now and January 7th I be accepting news stories and the topic is "Wartime Blues". Tell us about those heartbreaking war moments gone wrong. Our officers will go through submissions for any pairing down for ballot to all parliament to vote on unless othewise all will appear on ballot.
How long does the contest last? 12/31/2021 to 1/7/2022
Where to post them: ONN LIVE thread in the regional forums---RIGHT HERE!
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Post by Odinburgh on Jan 4, 2022 15:51:49 GMT
Announcement: News Story "Best Wartime Blues" ContestI'm announcing a new contest involving news story and a theme. Between now and January 7th I be accepting news stories and the topic is "Wartime Blues". Tell us about those heartbreaking war moments gone wrong. Our officers will go through submissions for any pairing down for ballot to all parliament to vote on unless othewise all will appear on ballot. How long does the contest last? 12/31/2021 to 1/7/2022 Where to post them: ONN LIVE thread in the regional forums---RIGHT HERE! ODINBURGH CONTEST ENTRY: DISPUTE IN WALLAWAKCHAP In the middle of war in the unrecognized nation region Wallawakchap backed by a terror regime a breakout of hostilities against Odinburgh troops at nearby Fort Kraven has broken out. Odinburgh troops retaliated in Wallawakchap unrecognized capital in Arcdon on the streets but resulted in loss of life with a third of Odinburgh troops dead in a urban warfare brawl which still ongoing. Odinburgh is sending navy ships to reinforce in the Bay of Khoston as the situation has grown to be a top hot spot. |
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Post by Grand Rotondia on Jan 6, 2022 3:29:18 GMT
Announcement: News Story "Best Wartime Blues" ContestI'm announcing a new contest involving news story and a theme. Between now and January 7th I be accepting news stories and the topic is "Wartime Blues". Tell us about those heartbreaking war moments gone wrong. Our officers will go through submissions for any pairing down for ballot to all parliament to vote on unless othewise all will appear on ballot. How long does the contest last? 12/31/2021 to 1/7/2022 Where to post them: ONN LIVE thread in the regional forums---RIGHT HERE! During the Fall of Communism, better known as the 3rd Rotondian civil war Millions of people pledged their lives to the service on both sides. Halfway through the conflict, during the Battle of Burnshaven the 14th Grenadier Corps. of the Restoration league advanced into the city of Burnshaven. The arrived to a city which had been shelled out, appearing to have been abandoned by all communist forces. The men of the 14th Grenadier Corps. immediately started providing aid to the civilian population which had been caught in this siege, being seen as heroes by many. This sadly did not last long as countless communist sympathizers took up arms to try and repel the Restoration League forces from the captured city. what ensued was a tragedy which shocked the world. countless civilians where caught up in cross fires and accidently arrested and killed, due to the guerilla tactics of the Communist sympathizers. whilst the Grenadiers managed to secure the city, over 4000 civilians where killed and countless others where injured. this has gone down as one of the most tragic moments in the history of Rotondia, both pre and post Reunification. |
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Post by Odinburgh on Jan 9, 2022 0:44:29 GMT
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Only two submissions entered in the news article contest.
Voting on winner will start now in the ONN Live Thread
and end on Monday Jan. 10.
Entrees
The Rotondian Fall of Communism by Grand Rontondia
DISPUTE IN WALLAWAKCHAP by Odinburgh
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Post by Odinburgh on Jan 9, 2022 1:29:24 GMT
Odinburgh casts vote for Grand Rontondia.
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Post by Nattsbia on Jan 9, 2022 1:38:20 GMT
Nattsbia votes for Odinburgh
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Post by Odinburgh on Jan 13, 2022 15:02:23 GMT
It's a tiebreaker. Both are champs.
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Post by Odinburgh on Jan 15, 2022 16:53:30 GMT
ONN Breaking News
Ronald Heinz of the Liberationist Freedom Union Party (far right party) files papers to run against Prime Minister Arthur Tannenbay of the Democratic Star Union (Left Wing Party). His claims go from so called failed economic policies, the fears of the spread of the communist disease that Odinburgh is getting too cozy with Pravitel and the nuke control being unchecked in Declansburg. Mister Heinz has a huge following that poses a direct threat to Arthur Tannenbay's re-election chances.
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Post by Odinburgh on Jan 27, 2022 21:44:26 GMT
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Notorious Gangster Tanner 'Two-Knife' Acampora released on bail after serving 15 years in the state max prison. |
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Post by Odinburgh on Feb 1, 2022 21:43:51 GMT
Balderton under attack at naval base
Raging lunatics on gunboats speed into the harbor firing upon several military vessels in port at Balderton naval base. One vessel, HMS Ursula, has taken heavy damage and predicted to sink. Evacuations are under way to get personnel off that ship while the other two vessels did not take any hits at all. Prime Minister Tannenbay has deemed this a terror attack.
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Post by Odinburgh on Feb 22, 2022 15:39:48 GMT
Increase in military assets rumored to go Romanic Imperium
Rumors circulate among media outlets that Prime Minister Tannenbay may approve sending up to 15,000 troops to Romanic Imperium to deal with their rebel problem. However nothing has been approved and only a rumor. The rebel problem appears to be spilling over in Area 70 and asks for their council to arrest all rebels and turn them over to Midwestern Alliance.
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Post by Odinburgh on Mar 5, 2022 16:44:40 GMT
Breaking News: Nuclear power plant explodes in Arenhalsen
Nuclear power plant explodes in Arenhalsen after fight breaks out among locals in nearby parking lot as one person lit lighter and threw it on side of nuclear power building. The town of Arenhalsen has 65,000 people in town. The town is now inhabitable as many tried to flee but kept there upon orders of the prime minister as they did not want radiation exposure to spread. Many people are unhappy with the PM's decision as they this condemns them to death. "What is there to do when we can't do nothing? Arenhalsen is a graveyard now.", PM Weber states. Rates of cancer are expected go up in nearby towns that are almost nearly untouched by the radiation coming from Arenhalsen. Even a few towns the rates their effected range is in the low range to almost mid. These people will be treatable but not cured. An investigation has launched on the events that lead to this tragic event.
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