Best Scariest Nation of the Year Vote (2022)

Jesus what did I do to get 5 people to vote for me and no one else? Like not complaining but geez

Haha, fools. Now I know you fear me, and now you've given me another tool. Dummies.

Well, I prepared an acceptance speech.

I'd like to thank my mother, my brother, my dog, my dog walker, my 30 friends I haven't talked to since I left middle school, and of course, God. For giving me the ability to be the scariest, which is a teaching that he himself brought to me. Y'know, this reminds me of a story I heard when I was two. Now I can't remember it well, but it goes something like this...

Now, this is such a meme victory, so if you were expecting something really profound, then I've got some unfortunate news for you. But yeah, thanks for fearing me, I guess. I appreciate it? The good news about this is that now that I know how you feel about me in rp, I'll likely lean into this a bit. Ope, someones at the door. Gimme a moment.

Oh, it's the music recommendation. How convenient. Today, I recommend listening to Bon Jovi's We Weren't Born To Follow. Why? I don't know! It just came on in my Spotify playlist. Go listen to it. Y'know, just go listen to all of Bon Jovi's stuff. They're really good.

Anyways, that's about enough of that. Say hi to your mother for me, I haven't seen her since last night. And remember, go packers and 🏈 the bears.