Jesian State News Network
Apr 15, 2022 16:28:12 GMT
Nationale Republik and The U.S. of Denis Pavel like this
Post by Jesia on Apr 15, 2022 16:28:12 GMT
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You are watching the Jesian News Network, displaying information from all around Jesia!
What a glorious evening we have in the great state of Jesia! So much news to discuss with you!
Today, the first foreign imports of brand new technologies has arrived in Jesia! Our greatest engineer and scientist are figuring out how to use this brand new technology. The one that interest the most is the air-plane! Our engineer have already created a prototype plane for civilian use! Let us cut to the footage!
In an hastily created air-field on-top of a skyscraper, a man wearing makeshift pilot gear steps up into a simple bi-plane
"Sir? How you feel to be first Jesian to fly on plane?"
"It honor me to know I make history! Soon all of Jesia will be flying on planes! We will use planes instead of cars and use planes to destroy our enemy! That is my prediction! Long live the Emperor! Banzai!"
He gets in the plane, and it starts to take off the runway. Before long it crashes into another building, resulting in a fiery explosion
Well, at least he died for progress! Honorable! There has also been progress in the sciences! New technology call genetic engineering has been given to us, and our scientist have started to create GMO! Let us cut to them in their laboratory!
In a dark laboratory with a random assortment of machines, two scientists are explaining to the camera crew what they have been doing
"We have discover that all living thing have protein in them call DNA, and it is instruction on how to create us! It make us who we are, what we look like, and what what we will do... possibly. We have learnt how to manipulate this DNA to create whatever we want! Like this thing!"
The scientist shows something in the palm of his hand, but its censored
"We estimate it take us three week to figure out what this thing is"
Unusual... but Jesia see's the potential of this technology! The new foreign import of new clothes have created a crazy trend in Jesia... these so called 'T-Shirts' and 'Pants' have started being worn by Jesians all over! They are cheap and easy to make! Some think that this can be new potential industry! Let us speak to people on street for what they think!
"It like small Kimono! But easier to wear!"
"I can finally see my legs without seeing my skin!"
"I can finally see my legs without seeing my skin!"
"Jesia should start making these clothes! Much easier to work in!"
Breaking news! We are finally at war! War! We are at war with a foreign menace! In Minuvo... Minuvan...Minuvano...? In that place, there is a war called a civil war! It much like our arguments, but it against the rightful government! This is dishonorable! We have decided to help our foreign friends by sending our soldiers to Triangle Port and sending them to the front lines! The enemy shall cower in fear against the might of our warriors! Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
